Never doubt the tenacity of a woman

Another inspirational form of art from my brother:

One day a man decided that he was sick and tired of going home every payday and giving his check to his wife. So the next payday he cashed his check and went out partying all weekend. When he finally decided to come home, there was his wife waiting for him on the front porch. As soon as she sees him, she starts in ....Where have you been, why haven't you called, where is your paycheck?

She stops, noticing that he appears not to be listening at all. She then grabs his face and states very harshly "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple days?"

The man thinks a little and he says with a half smirk, "I think that I would like that a lot!"

A day goes by and he doesn't see her...2 days go by and he still hadn't seen her...3 days go by and the swelling had gone down just enough that he could see her through the corner of his left eye.

Mwahahahahaha! It is best that you obey!

Category: Humor.