SAVE THE PLANET: HUG AL GORE
Did YOU try to save the planet this weekend?
If you didn’t, you’re not as good as Al Gore. And in his mind, no one is… or ever could be.
Al Gore is the Superman of our times. I’m not making that up! I actually heard that from one of his worshippers of the Global Warming religion this weekend when I was learning about how our planet is in a CLIMATE CRISIS.
Yes… CLIMATE CRISIS!!!
Because, you know, people are being charred in the street by the sun’s rays.
And all of this would stop of course if you would just change out your light bulbs with those mercury-filled ones. Oh, and do what ELF (Earth Liberation Front) would do… set an SUV on fire.
Come on people. That’s all Al Gore is asking. The planet needs love.