How to Kill a Political Party

It has been announced that President Bush will be addressing the nation Monday night at 8pm EST. He will be killing the Republican Party as we used to know it, unless we get busy. He wants a bill to allow up to 20 million illegal aliens to remain in this country against the rights of the American citizens. So how does this kill the Party?

1. We value border security.
2. We value sovereignty.
3. We value an honest day's hard work.
4. We value truth.
5. We value America.
6. We value words, because they mean something.
7. We value not being sold a bill of (no) goods.
8. We value a good fight.
9. We value life.
10. We value freedom from invasion.

What is the meaning of these values?

1. We have no border security.
2. We do not have sovereignty of our nation.
3. We don't appeciate being told there are jobs Americans won't do.
4. We call this worker program "AMNESTY."
5. We don't want to become Mexifornia.
6. Again, stop saying it is not Amnesty. It is.
7. So stop trying to sell it us.
8. We are ready to take you on over this. We want to fire anyone who supports this amnesty.
9. We are tired of being murdered by people who escape to Mexico where they won't extradite them.
10. We are being invaded, in case you haven't notice!

We must cleanse the Republican Party of those people who swore to uphold the laws of this country but, in fact, are not. They need the time off. Let them find out if THEY can do an honest day of hard work.

In the Constitution of the United States Article IV Section 4:

The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened) against domestic Violence.

I'm not well versed in old English, but I do know enough about language to understand that only words of more forceful value are capitalized. What is more forceful value? Proper nouns.

Proper nouns have very significant meanings unto themselves. I suggest We get Our Voices into Gear, and Stop this Amnesty! Thank you, foot Soldiers. Now get to work! Sound the Alarm! "The Americans are coming, the Voters are coming! The Americans are coming, the Voters are coming!"

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